seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

vinebox:

"Toys R Us got me fucked up"

relahvant:

when you hear someone talkin shit about your favourite celebrity

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You think I’m gonna miss your closing night?

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

    #me 
I Write Sins Not Sex Yeah
Marina and the Diamonds & Panic! At the Disco — PLAYED 39,763 TIMES

teawithastranger:

When someone takes something good and makes it even better.

— PLAYED 1,163,021 TIMES

toomanyfuckscrusader:

daughterofassata:

sirl33te:

jeanlikesitupthebodt:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thranduilsenpai:

ineloquentformalities:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

play it just do it

Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.

I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.

SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER

you mean this one

this was a wild magical ride

I enjoyed this entirely too much.

You could have a religious experience to this.

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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Drop a “If I were dating you…” In my ask.